it doesn’t matter how grizzled and serious they try to make Big Boss I’m never going to forget that he bumblefucked around in a jungle eating literally anything that moved and throwing live spiders at armed soldiers
wanna know how punk i am??????
*punches a wall*
drive me to the hospital
im 5”0 and can’t open bottled water
im 5’2 and i bruise when poked
I’m 5’11 and I am indestructible