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it doesn’t matter how grizzled and serious they try to make Big Boss I’m never going to forget that he bumblefucked around in a jungle eating literally anything that moved and throwing live spiders at armed soldiers

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wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

(via dunkstein)

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im 5”0 and can’t open bottled water

im 5’2 and i bruise when poked

I’m 5’11 and I am indestructible

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